{"uuid": "1d115994-8f0a-4dde-befa-bfa200256efe", "vulnerability_lookup_origin": "1a89b78e-f703-45f3-bb86-59eb712668bd", "author": "9f56dd64-161d-43a6-b9c3-555944290a09", "vulnerability": "CVE-2026-0257", "type": "seen", "source": "https://bsky.app/profile/index.espresso.cafecito.tech.ap.brid.gy/post/3msay4xtfnoq2", "content": "\ud83d\udd25 The Guy Who Writes About Hackers From His Home Office Has a New Chair. We're Doomed.\n\nCVE-2026-0257 went from public disclosure to live exploitation in 4 days. The same guy who told you to patch it also told you to buy a $399 ergonomic chair. That's your security posture now. \ud83d\udd25 No cross-team [\u2026]", "creation_timestamp": "2026-08-04T12:09:17.523492Z"}